Medic Appreciation Gifts

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Maths is fun!'

'A dog ate my homework.'

Higher wisdom...

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Long shift?'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Turn your head and cough."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.