Acupressure Aficionado Gifts

Needle Toilet.

Self help acupuncture

I love my Timpani

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Couples Massage

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Witch Doctor

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

Toe-Tickling Machine

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Comfort zone

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

To compensate for the stress of news broadcasts, Tina's TV came with a built-in massage system.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Cowboy Acupuncture