Acupuncturist Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

"Just one more..."

Ed's 1 Second Acupuncture Treatment - acupuncturist holding porcupine.

Dog with lower back pain

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Dr. Clondell liked to combine his career as an acupuncturist with his dream of someday being a bullfighter.

Acupuncture Clinic.

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

Acupuncture darts.

"You're gonna be fine, honey. We're taking you to an acupuncturist"

'Acupuncture, but isn't that painful?"

Acupuncture

'Acupuncture is REALLY helping to control my appetite.'

'I hope this will relieve some tension.'

Tortoise hiding from acupuncturist.

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'You take a fairly unorthodox approach to acupuncture, don't you, Mr Winkler?'

Acupunkture.