Acupuncturist Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

"Just one more..."

Ed's 1 Second Acupuncture Treatment - acupuncturist holding porcupine.

Dog with lower back pain

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Acupuncture darts.

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

Acupuncture Clinic.

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'Acupuncture is REALLY helping to control my appetite.'

'I hope this will relieve some tension.'

Acupuncture

"You're gonna be fine, honey. We're taking you to an acupuncturist"

'Acupuncture, but isn't that painful?"

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

Tortoise hiding from acupuncturist.

Acupunkture.

'You take a fairly unorthodox approach to acupuncture, don't you, Mr Winkler?'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Sorry, we don't treat stab wounds.'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'