Children Of Acupuncturists Gifts

Things children of acupuncturists learn not to say

Self help acupuncture

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Big Medium

The Children's Hospital

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Cowboy Acupuncture

Acupressure Gauge

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'