Children Of Acupuncturists Gifts

Things children of acupuncturists learn not to say

Self help acupuncture

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

Acupuncture clinic

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Witch Doctor

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

The Children's Hospital

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Big Medium

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Acupressure Gauge

Cowboy Acupuncture

Acupuncture.