Acupuncture Advocate Gifts

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Self help acupuncture

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

AI Safety Officer

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

People and robots

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Try letting the ball come to you."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My joints... are almost done"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.