Acupuncture Curious Gifts

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Self help acupuncture

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Acupuncture clinic

Alternative Medicine.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

A Mom and Pop Operation

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"I think the first thing we need to do is talk about your diet!"