Acupuncture Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

"Just one more..."

Ed's 1 Second Acupuncture Treatment - acupuncturist holding porcupine.

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'Hey! My lower back pain! It's gone!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Acupuncture darts.

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

Acupunkture.

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'I want to try something more aggressive.'

Acupuncture Clinic.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Just my luck - an acupuncturist with a sense of humour!"

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems.

'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'

Alternative acupuncture.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Porcupine is the medical doctor at the Acupuncture clinic.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

The Vaccine is coming!

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Experienced Acupuncture Wanted.