Acupressure Aficionado Pillows

Needle Toilet.

Self help acupuncture

I love my Timpani

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Couples Massage

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Toe-Tickling Machine

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Comfort zone

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Acupressure Gauge

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."