Acupuncture Amateur Pillows

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Self help acupuncture

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Acupuncture clinic

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Acupuncture.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Cowboy Acupuncture

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Acupressure Gauge

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.