Acupuncturists Pillows

'I hear with marriage rates declining, he had to diversify.'

Self help acupuncture

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Quantum Psychic

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Feel better, dear?"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"That must be the artist over there."

Van Go

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Odd Spas

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Acupuncture clinic

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Acupuncture.