Acupuncturists Prints

'I hear with marriage rates declining, he had to diversify.'

Self help acupuncture

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Quantum Psychic

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Feel better, dear?"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"That must be the artist over there."

Van Go

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Odd Spas

Witch Doctor

Acupuncture clinic

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist