Acupuncture Believer Prints

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

Self help acupuncture

"You're solemates!"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Acupuncture clinic

Witch Doctor

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Acupuncture.

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

Acupressure Gauge

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."