Acupuncture Believer T-Shirts

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

Self help acupuncture

"You're solemates!"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

Cowboy Acupuncture

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

Acupuncture.

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."