Acupuncture Adventurer Mugs

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

The Vaccine is coming!

Self help acupuncture

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Do it!

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Anatomy.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Acupressure Gauge

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Acupuncture.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"