Aromatherapy Adventurer Gifts

Mechanic's Aroma Therapy

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Aromatherapy for Men

Pheromones.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Who died?"

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'