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Mechanic's Aroma Therapy

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Aromatherapy for Men

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

Old Book Smell

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

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