Aromatherapy Aficionado T-Shirts

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'Where do you keep your aromatherapy and herbal remedies?'

"I don’t know what you’ve been rolling in, but I like it."

'Pot' - pouri "I'm as aromatherapised as a bugger.."

'It smells like the dinner you didn't have to make.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Spa

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

The Cat Spa

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Aromatherapy for Men

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Pheromones.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Spa Dog

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"You're incredibly tight."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."