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Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

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Pheromones.

Old Book Smell

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

Aromatherapy.

'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'