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Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Too much cilantro

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Aromatherapy for Men

This Year's Spa

Pheromones.

Old Book Smell

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Plant Lady

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'Look what my son gave me!'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''