Aroma Enthusiast T-Shirts

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'I'm afraid my Julian is more the 'Me,Jane'sort of boy!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Scents and scentsibility"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

Nature Scents Research Department.

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"