Aroma Aficionados T-Shirts

Man with body odour problems using all sorts of fragrances.

"Your description of the wine's bouquet was elegant, but are you sure that's not my feet?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Scents and scentsibility"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!