Aroma Aficionados Gifts

Man with body odour problems using all sorts of fragrances.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Scents and scentsibility"

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Nature Scents Research Department.

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.