Aroma Aficionado Gifts

'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'

'First the planes will lay down a heavy aroma of thin mints throughout the town. Then we'll sweep in and sell cookies like mad!'

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"As we have a reputation for helping people sell their homes, we decided to go into business together."

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'There is no text. They're scratch and sniff menus.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.

'It's a subconscious thought of a true confession that is unconsciously verbalized.'

"We'd like something with rather less bouquet."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

The Wine Buff

"This is definitely the one for dad. It's got that new car smell."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Your husband loves this one."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I trust you've fully experienced the bouquet?"

"Unbelievable! You know she is bound to have an amazing sense of smell, but you turned up at the date wearing a cheap cologne!"

"Aromapsychotherapy"

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

"Scents and scentsibility"

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Scento Fragrances. The perfume plant is the only employer in this city. It's an ol'factory town!

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'I know you're in there - I can smell your cologne.'

'Yes, siree, this certainly has a delightful...stench. You may pour!'

Avoid foods with strong smells and aromas that will travel throughout the office.

'Got anything that will attract at least one of the two sexes?'