Aroma Appreciators T-Shirts

It's a pity you can't smell it: such a perfume...

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."