Aromatherapy Aficionados Gifts

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Hot Tub Frosty

Aromatherapy for Men

This Year's Spa

Pheromones.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

Aromatherapy.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."