Aromatherapy Gifts

Aromatherapy.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

Aromatherapy for Men

"How do you expect the aroma-therapy to work on my anxiety, if..."

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

Pheromones.

'Where do you keep your aromatherapy and herbal remedies?'

"The irony is that before he fell on hard-times, he was a big success in the aromatherapy business!"

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

"It's so fresh and clean up here...and it smells like dryer sheets!"

'Male version of aromatherapy'

New from New York Candle Co.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Dog's Aromatherapy

'It smells like the dinner you didn't have to make.'

A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.

'It's a subconscious thought of a true confession that is unconsciously verbalized.'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

'Citronella? Cold tea? Lavender? Smelling good Gloria! Repel those flies!'

Essential Motor Oils

"Got anything that smells like victory?"

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Smell No Evil

"Potpourri air freshener? Who's the wise guy?"

A tanker spills tons of essential oils into the ocean....Thousands of sea birds die a pleasant tranquil death.

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!