Aromatherapy Fan Gifts

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

DIY marriage counseling.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I keep having these flashbacks.'