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Mmm, don't you just love that new baby odor?

Old Book Smell

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Fresh pepper?"

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

The Velvet Mesquite

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Aromatherapy for Men

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Platter confusion.

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"