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"Who died?"

Kekule was predestined

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Aromatherapy for Men

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Coffee Menu

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Whatever he's eating.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Pheromones.

Alphabet soup

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

My first mistake.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Guy Fieri

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'