Aromatic Adventurer Mugs

"Who died?"

Kekule was predestined

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Aromatherapy for Men

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Whatever he's eating.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Alphabet soup

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Old Book Smell

We have to stop surprising each other.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

My first mistake.

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Guy Fieri

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"