Aromatic Adventurers Mugs

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Fresh pepper?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The Velvet Mesquite

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Platter confusion.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Pheromones.

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Decaying corpse

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"