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An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Tartine

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Can You Spot the Differences?

International Women's Day.

The Artist

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

' A good idea '

Alien David statue

The wonderful world of cheese.