Anatomy Adventurer Gifts

Anatomy.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"AI tsumoney"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.