Self-surgery Adventurer Pillows

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Congratulations on the new you!

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Anatomy.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

Working from Home during COVID-19

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

Flying Doctor.

"Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again."

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

After years of fruitless searching Joe Golez finally finds himself.

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

'I've come to the conclusion, Harvey, that you, are your own worst enemy.'

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."