Mens Grooming Gifts

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Lesser known greek gods,

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Bathing the dog

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Too much concealer?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dating is so expensive...

"Be creative...!"

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"