Men's Grooming Gifts

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Haircuts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Bathing the dog

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Too much concealer?"

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

"Be creative...!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"