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"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

The Organic

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Twenty Blades Razor

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Facial hair continental drift.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Time to trim the eyebrows!