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"Oh! Now I get it!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

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Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"So, how do you want it?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

My Life in Beards.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

RAPUNZELS BAD HAIR DAY.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"