Hair Extension Fan Prints

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Hairstyles

Deer Barber

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Dying your hair red at home

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

"You've got some beard in your food."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

Follow Your Quiff

Massage Mushroom Cloud

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'