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Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Curling your hair for no reason

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Clock Tower Shadow

Deer Barber

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Here, have one on me."

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Dying your hair red at home

"You've got some beard in your food."

"No?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.