Speedy Haircut Fan Pillows

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Curling your hair for no reason

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Clock Tower Shadow

Deer Barber

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"Here, have one on me."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Dying your hair red at home

"You've got some beard in your food."

"No?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.