Temporary Hero Pillows

'Great to have you aboard. Here's your survival pack...I mean welcome!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

The Authentic Christmas.

"How are we on bread?"

'Boat Launch'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"This way, O' Brien."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Alberta on fire

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

'Yes, sir... Thanks to Officer Parker's self-made cake, we got the guy!'

"Tim, I want you to meet the limited edition of Wally."

"I seem to have developed a high pitched noise in my ears!"

Things you can't do much about...what you can do....

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.