Temporary Titans Pillows

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"He likes it."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Snowmen Around The World...

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Cleaning Lockers.

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

Please pick up after your kid

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

'I value order above all.'

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

Ants shopping

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."