Emergency Heroes Pillows

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Foster failure"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'What's holding him up?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Lifesaver!

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Medical Examinations.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Very funny!'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"You call all this a side effect?"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

Fathers are Heroes

'Relax. This is only a test.'