Hospital Heroes Pillows

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

The Children's Hospital

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Medical insurance reminder

"No, not 'delighted', the midwife is asking how 'dilated' you are!"

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Fighting Covid

Dancing Doctor

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Keyworker

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Corona Funeral

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.