Hospital Heroes Gifts

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

The Children's Hospital

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

Medical insurance reminder

"No, not 'delighted', the midwife is asking how 'dilated' you are!"

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Keyworker

Dancing Doctor

Fighting Covid

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Corona Funeral

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.