Emergency Room Professional Pillows

'Tell me DOC, is it serious?!'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

First aid departments

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Musical Accidents

Extreme sports injuries ward.

'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Operation/Grim Reaper

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Next.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'This one was too patient.'

"He has a pretty rare blood group."