Emergency Room Personnel Pillows

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

First aid departments

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Death in the red zone

Operation/Grim Reaper

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Extreme sports injuries ward.

Musical Accidents

'Next.'

'911!'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."