Emergency Room Worker Pillows

"Do you have any history of your hair being on fire?"

Swallowing a fridge - Domestic Accicents Form An Increasing Part Of A Doctors Workload

"He's one of the presidential candidates who got hurt in the debate fight."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Ticket and passport, please."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.