Emergency Room Personnel Gifts

'What do you mean,take two aspirins and call me in the morning?'

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

First aid departments

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Death in the red zone

Musical Accidents

'Next.'

Extreme sports injuries ward.

Operation/Grim Reaper

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'911!'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

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