Emergency Services Personnel Gifts

'911!'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Wrong ladder, Nelson."

'Oh, we're just watching a soap opera, I mean waiting for a call.'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

Parking Area.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Man being chased by the Grim Reaper calls '911!'

'A burglar in your basement? Look, lady -- we've got problems of our own!'

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

Boris Johnson closing 10 London fire stations

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Unexpected Error

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

First aid departments

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.