Emergency Services Personnel Gifts

'911!'

"Wrong ladder, Nelson."

'Oh, we're just watching a soap opera, I mean waiting for a call.'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

Parking Area.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Man being chased by the Grim Reaper calls '911!'

'A burglar in your basement? Look, lady -- we've got problems of our own!'

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

Boris Johnson closing 10 London fire stations

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

First aid departments

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Grim reaper ambulance

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

Helicopter

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'